1 00:00:03,378 --> 00:00:04,755 ♪ Touché away! ♪ 2 00:00:10,302 --> 00:00:11,845 ♪ Touché away! ♪ 3 00:00:17,518 --> 00:00:18,893 ♪ Touché away! ♪ 4 00:00:22,146 --> 00:00:24,441 ♪ It's Touché Turtle ♪♪ 5 00:00:33,450 --> 00:00:34,743 Uh, you know something? 6 00:00:34,868 --> 00:00:37,454 Everybody has their favorite hero. 7 00:00:37,579 --> 00:00:40,499 But the greatest of them all in my Hero Book 8 00:00:40,624 --> 00:00:44,670 is my partner and sidekick, Touché Turtle. 9 00:00:44,795 --> 00:00:46,547 I'll show you what I mean. 10 00:00:46,672 --> 00:00:49,466 It all started when the circus came to town 11 00:00:49,591 --> 00:00:52,678 with their new attraction, King Size Bong. 12 00:00:52,803 --> 00:00:54,680 A giant gorilla. 13 00:00:54,805 --> 00:00:58,058 I knew how much Touché Turtle likes the circus 14 00:00:58,183 --> 00:01:01,186 so I hurried to tell him the good news. 15 00:01:01,311 --> 00:01:03,063 [Dum Dum] Hey, Touché! Wake up! 16 00:01:04,856 --> 00:01:07,276 It's me, your pal, Dum Dum. 17 00:01:08,986 --> 00:01:11,572 Do you wanna relax more, Touché? 18 00:01:11,697 --> 00:01:15,158 Then let's go to the circus and see King Size Bong. 19 00:01:15,284 --> 00:01:18,287 Circus? I'm surprised at you, Dum Dum. 20 00:01:18,412 --> 00:01:21,206 Hero business before pleasure, always. 21 00:01:22,583 --> 00:01:24,834 Now what great deed have I got scheduled 22 00:01:24,959 --> 00:01:26,545 in my Hero Book for today? 23 00:01:26,670 --> 00:01:30,173 Yeah, your hero deed for today is, uh... 24 00:01:30,299 --> 00:01:33,051 ...help little old lady cross the street. 25 00:01:33,176 --> 00:01:35,887 Oh, pshaw. What's for tomorrow? 26 00:01:36,013 --> 00:01:38,557 Uh, help little old lady back again. 27 00:01:40,559 --> 00:01:43,937 Excuse me, Dum Dum. It's the phone. 28 00:01:44,062 --> 00:01:45,188 Hello? 29 00:01:45,313 --> 00:01:48,442 Touché Turtle speaking. What's that? 30 00:01:48,567 --> 00:01:50,444 A gorilla escaped from your circus? 31 00:01:50,569 --> 00:01:54,615 That's right. King Size Bong has disappeared. 32 00:01:54,740 --> 00:01:56,992 And you've got to find him in time 33 00:01:57,117 --> 00:01:59,911 for tonight's really big show. 34 00:02:00,037 --> 00:02:02,331 You've called the right hero, sir. 35 00:02:02,456 --> 00:02:05,792 The really big show will go on. 36 00:02:05,917 --> 00:02:09,546 What does this King Size Bong look like, Dum Dum? 37 00:02:09,671 --> 00:02:12,341 There's his picture on that poster. 38 00:02:12,466 --> 00:02:14,635 [Touché] My. He's a big one, isn't he? 39 00:02:14,760 --> 00:02:16,136 [Dum Dum] Yes. 40 00:02:16,261 --> 00:02:20,766 Oh, well. I'll dispose of him in my usual heroic fashion. 41 00:02:20,891 --> 00:02:24,227 I'll drive him back into his cage with my trusty sword. 42 00:02:24,353 --> 00:02:26,104 - I'll-- - Geek-geek. 43 00:02:26,229 --> 00:02:28,899 Say, Dum Dum, did you say, "Geek-geek?" 44 00:02:29,024 --> 00:02:31,860 No, Touché. He did. 45 00:02:31,985 --> 00:02:33,612 Geek-geek. 46 00:02:33,737 --> 00:02:36,156 Why, it's King Size Bong. 47 00:02:36,281 --> 00:02:39,618 - Geek-geek. - Uh-oh. Put me down. 48 00:02:39,743 --> 00:02:42,454 Or I'll give you a taste of my trusty sword. 49 00:02:44,081 --> 00:02:45,499 Geek-geek. 50 00:02:45,624 --> 00:02:48,710 Geek-geek. Geek-geek. Geek-geek. Geek-geek. 51 00:02:48,835 --> 00:02:50,087 Oh, come on, now. 52 00:02:50,212 --> 00:02:53,757 Give up. Make it easy on yourself. 53 00:02:53,882 --> 00:02:56,760 [Dum Dum] He's climbing that tall skyscraper. 54 00:02:56,885 --> 00:02:59,221 Geek-geek-geek. Geek-geek. Geek-geek. 55 00:02:59,346 --> 00:03:00,639 Oh, pshaw. 56 00:03:00,764 --> 00:03:02,139 Now look where he is. 57 00:03:02,264 --> 00:03:05,060 Geek-geek. Geek-geek-geek. Geek-geek. Geek-geek-geek. 58 00:03:08,689 --> 00:03:10,691 Is your lasso ready, Dum Dum? 59 00:03:10,816 --> 00:03:12,818 - Ready, Touché. - Good. 60 00:03:12,943 --> 00:03:15,779 Now throw it over him when I give the signal. 61 00:03:15,904 --> 00:03:17,406 Geek-geek. 62 00:03:19,282 --> 00:03:22,577 - Now, Dum Dum. - Right. 63 00:03:23,995 --> 00:03:26,498 - I got him, Touché! - Good. 64 00:03:26,623 --> 00:03:30,085 Now pull him off and gently lower him to the ground. 65 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:32,087 [Dum Dum] Will do, Touché. 66 00:03:34,047 --> 00:03:37,801 - Did we get him, Dum Dum? - No, Touché, he got us. 67 00:03:41,722 --> 00:03:44,474 So, he wants to play rough, hmm? 68 00:03:44,599 --> 00:03:47,894 Well I'll show him. Fire away, Dum Dum. 69 00:03:48,019 --> 00:03:49,896 [Dum Dum] Duh, contact. 70 00:03:52,566 --> 00:03:54,568 Charge! 71 00:03:54,693 --> 00:03:55,944 Geek-geek. 72 00:03:59,489 --> 00:04:01,032 You know somethin'? 73 00:04:01,158 --> 00:04:03,827 That gorilla doesn't know his own strength. 74 00:04:05,746 --> 00:04:08,457 Hello? England Circus. 75 00:04:08,582 --> 00:04:10,667 Oh, it's you, Touché. 76 00:04:10,792 --> 00:04:13,795 Did you capture King Size Bong yet? 77 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:15,464 Not yet, sir. 78 00:04:15,589 --> 00:04:18,800 But if you really want him on your really big show 79 00:04:18,925 --> 00:04:20,343 I have an idea. 80 00:04:20,469 --> 00:04:22,178 Now this is what you do... 81 00:04:22,303 --> 00:04:28,851 Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Gotcha. It's a really big idea. 82 00:04:28,976 --> 00:04:29,895 I'll do it. 83 00:04:35,108 --> 00:04:38,820 Geek-geek. Geek-geek-geek. Goo-goo. Geek-geek-geek. 84 00:04:38,945 --> 00:04:42,991 And now, for a special added attraction. 85 00:04:43,116 --> 00:04:44,910 Touché Turtle. 86 00:04:45,035 --> 00:04:48,705 Every night in a death defying feat. 87 00:04:50,499 --> 00:04:52,626 Charge! 88 00:04:52,751 --> 00:04:54,002 Geek-geek. 89 00:04:56,588 --> 00:04:59,382 The show must go on, you know? 90 00:04:59,508 --> 00:05:01,384 Oh, brother.